Do I have a mental or physical or pshychological sickness?

Sometimes when I go poop, I feel the need to eat it, or throw it at someone. I've gotten suspended twice for throwing it at students in school I'm a 34 year old boy. I don't have a girlfriend because they have cooties and if you look at there butts for too long then your eyes will turn into your butts and your butt will turn into your eye. This happened to one of my World of Warcraft action figures. I think this all ties in together. If my eyes turn into butts then I will poop even more and I will get suspended more. WHAT SHOUD I DOOOO????